North Ohau Xmas Tramp

Xmas is just another day, and the best days involve getting smelly and covered in muck.

Max, Bang and myself set off to visit North Ohau Hut for the night. Being cultured I know how to say Ohau. It sounds like “Or Hoe” so just remember “Bro or Hoe” and you’ll be give others the impression that you are refined and educated!

It’s a 3 to 4 hour walk in from Poads Road walking up the river. The hut currently has a resident rat in the roof. According to the hut book a dead rat was also found in the water tank back in September. Drinking from the river is probably the better option right now (Unless you see a Shit Weasel Swimming in it!)

There are many things I don’t believe about Xmas. The Idea that a fat man can crawl down a chimney seems even more far fetched than the dribble scribbled in the bible. Of course Pagan Shit Weasels can crawl through tight tunnels 😜

Speaking of being refined Max insisted that I take a bath so I jumped in the river. I’d suggest that DOC should put a warning up saying not to drink from it for a couple of days!

I also went for a swim which is much quicker than walking:

Happy New Year Shit fans 🙂