Corona Byrus

With self isolation being in vogue right now I decided to give it a go and see what all the fuss was about.

I shut myself in the cupboard under the sink with a stash of toilet paper (who needs kleenex?) and some shit beer.

It’s one of the best spots in the house for a lock down, the U bend trap has all sorts of interesting aromatic matter inside that can be digested.

I’ve also discovered that Corona gives you bad breath. Have a look at the shitty brown fungus that grows from the dags left in the bottle after it it consumed.

Shit Weasel Science

I decided to digest some of the shitty brown muck and instantly felt much better.

After doing some further tests it turns out that I am a genius who is up there with the likes of Alexander Fleming, (Actually his name was Phlegming but got changed for political correctness 🙄)

The brown mould that grows in Corona bottles is a cure for the Virus.

Watch out for my brown pills that will soon be available for sale in honesty pots around the toilets in the Tararua Ranges.